London tabloid The Sun broke the story of a Hulk plush doll that was endowed with more than mere bulges of green muscle. A six-year old girl won the 12-inch plush Hulk figure manufactured for Spanish toy company Play by Play by knocking down cans with bean bags at Brighton Pier in the south of England. When deprived of his purple pants, the Hulk figure revealed what The Sun headline writers referred to as 'a monster willy' measuring a full two inches in length. According to The Sun, the Hulk doll's label indicated that it was a licensed product associated with Universal's Hulk film. The Sun also quoted the mother of the six-year-old girl, who indicated that the outsized member was quite obviously created deliberately and was not a manufacturing mistake. So far the toy company, which is based in Valencia, Spain, has declined to comment on the figure's equinesque endowment.
The Hulk's Bulk Unveiled
Posted by ICv2 on July 10, 2003 @ 11:00 pm CT